nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
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You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
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I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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