I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
