I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
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She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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