I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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