A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
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You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I smell like Dick and happiness
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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