Welp...herpes.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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