i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
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Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
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