What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
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An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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