and you said cock pushups were impossible
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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