Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
