He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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