Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I intend to get homeless drunk
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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