I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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