i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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