It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
not ubering you a puppy
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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