I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
My breasts were aching with rage.
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Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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