My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
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You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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