Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
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