Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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