By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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