Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
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I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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