so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
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