My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
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