amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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