sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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