Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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