Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
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You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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