Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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