The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Randomize
