just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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