Christians are straight up FREAKS
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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