I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Randomize
