We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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