Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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