we're blogging at a bar
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
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She just tricked me into telling her the balance of my 401k... She's like a gold digging jedi mind trick ninja
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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