Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
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Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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