Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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