Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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