sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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