yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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