She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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