this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
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You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
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I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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