Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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