so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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