This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
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I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
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