I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Semen is not good for contacts.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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