I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
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No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
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I licked your asshole in confidence.
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I have tasted many bathrooms
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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