Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
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Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
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Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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