jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
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You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
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She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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