I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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