8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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