He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
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There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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