I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
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I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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