I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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