You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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