At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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